*something witty*

glorioussnazz:

I cannot express how much I have riding on Greta Gerwig’s Barbie (2023) like y’all don’t understand I want it to be phenomenal I want it to be groundbreaking I want it to break box office records I want it to make film bros angry beyond comprehension I want it to overwrite my brain chemistry I want to see camp and trash and elegance and sublimity I want Ryan Gosling to win an Oscar I want Greta Gerwig to haunt my dreams like the ghost of Barbie Past, Present, and Future

lolmemez:

True story

princess-prettyboy:

i had a dream that a prehistoric bird ate a family member whole and i got banned on tumblr for posting a video of me shooting it to death

catchymemes:

Photographer Mark Smith captures an amazing moment where an osprey emerges from the ocean clawed onto its prey

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

kosmogrl:

tanadrin:

booty shorts that say “PEOPLE LIKE CERTAINTY MORE THAN THEY LIKE HOPE; THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT PESSIMISM IS WISE” on the ass

neas-magical-transgender:

escuerzoresucitado:

spongebobssquarepants:

creative-anchorage:

violinsolos:

animentality:

I see it a lot in my students that the ONLY mode they can engage with literature on is one in which they either say it’s good because it’s “relatable” or it’s bad because they “can’t relate to it” as well, and I feel like this is a symptom of the same problem. An unwillingness to engage with fiction outside of its ability to be a mirror to your specific worldview and set of morals. But art doesn’t exist to give you moral purity badges–it’s a mode of expression that produces conversations between artists and readers. And to engage in those converesations on an adult level you need to learn to process the discomfort of flawed human realities productively.

neshamama:

wish we had more internal organ emojis

official-boob-posts:

xandertarbert:

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

I’ve worked in an ER for a long time, and once saw a woman come in with twelve nipples. Sounds crazy

Dozen tit.

official boob post